viridian-plains:

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

Posted 2 hours ago on October 20 with 89,801 notes · Source

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Posted 2 hours ago on October 20 with 234,115 notes · Source
Posted 10 hours ago on October 19 with 27,764 notes · Source
ghoulishghouls:



#that little bat has no clue that it is embodying halloween right now #because it does not understand what holidays are #it does however #understand what pumpkins are #as it can eat those #it cannot eat halloween #bats
I needed your tags I’m sorry.
Posted 10 hours ago on October 19 with 89,874 notes · Source

A conversation that's going to happen

  • SALLY: I'm not sure I trust these California types. The Roman Hera basically kidnapped you, then the legion sent you and your friends off with no supplies, and then they elected a leader who was going to have you all executed. Frank and Hazel seem all right but maybe you and Annabeth shouldn't go and live with--
  • PERCY: They're giving me a full ride to college.
  • SALLY: AVE ROMANA!
Posted 10 hours ago on October 19 with 3,054 notes · Source

stereowire:

i have time to draw againnnnnn now i just have to remember how

dialogue shamelessly stolen from captain america #603. here's the non-separated version

Posted 10 hours ago on October 19 with 8,593 notes · Source

euo:

yall mocking amanda bynes for her public struggle with mental illnesses while being all tagging trigger warning n shit becuase you “care about other peoples illnesses and safety” i see you and i can smell your fake ass miles away and i dont appreciate this stinky concept 

Posted 10 hours ago on October 19 with 24,914 notes · Source

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

Posted 10 hours ago on October 19 with 49,429 notes · Source

darkingofmordor:

picture the most serious character that you know of

now picture them tripping ungracefully and falling down some stairs

Posted 10 hours ago on October 19 with 95,037 notes · Source
Posted 10 hours ago on October 19 with 40,779 notes · Source

mugglebornheadcanon:

1014. Some muggleborn Slytherins can’t help but hum “The Rains of Castamere” under their breath when preparing to do something especially cunning. Purebloods start to get very terrified of that song.

Posted 10 hours ago on October 19 with 1,305 notes
wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

Posted 10 hours ago on October 19 with 86,204 notes · Source

crewdlydrawn:

littlewolfoffenris:

Making of my fem!Winter Soldier Cosplay

A story of fails, wins and a lot of coffee…

These awesome pictures were made by meikel-art-photography, klaus-blum-photography and mr-photography. Thanks a lot!

HOLY SHIT

Posted 10 hours ago on October 19 with 24,470 notes · Source

Steven ‘Steve’ Rogers, U.S. Army

Posted 11 hours ago on October 19 with 1,926 notes · Source

laughterbynight:

hugvvarts:

favourite harry potter text posts on tumblr -> part 2 - marauders

part 1

HP posts legit make me laugh out loud

Posted 11 hours ago on October 19 with 9,488 notes · Source
ownmylight