destiel-demon-angel:

i-mjackskellington:

lucifersdalek:

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

croatoan-fighter-fallen-angel:

all-around-obnoxious-arsehole:

silence-falls-in-the-end:

evanescent-fallen-angel:

waltherwhites:

remember when the doctor took the midnight train going anywhere

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Let’s not.

Let’s not.

Oh no

Oh no

Are all the comments in twos on this?

Are all the comments in twos on this?

Stop that, it isn’t funny

Stop that, it isn’t funny

Posted 1 day ago on September 21 with 51,176 notes · Source

mugglebornheadcanon:

759. The muggleborns sending howlers to the purebloods, and when they open them, “Never Gonna Give You Up” starts playing. The purebloods are confused, but you can hear the chorus of groans from the other muggleborns.

Posted 1 day ago on September 21 with 1,828 notes
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a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy
Posted 1 day ago on September 20 with 103,006 notes · Source

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

Posted 1 day ago on September 20 with 307,220 notes

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

emperorirene:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

you could’ve learnt that from chess, bro

I just fainted cause you’re smart as heck

Posted 1 day ago on September 20 with 68,857 notes · Source
Posted 1 day ago on September 20 with 236,673 notes · Source

makemyheadswim:

hannahbadgerdontcare:

So Poptarts has this new commercial where the poptart is outside a band tour bus

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and I just

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their faces, their hair, the fedora

POPTARTS ARE FOB FANS

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I see no difference

JFC

Posted 1 day ago on September 20 with 7,924 notes · Source
Posted 1 day ago on September 20 with 62,856 notes · Source
runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

Posted 1 day ago on September 20 with 81,476 notes · Source

insp (x

Posted 1 day ago on September 20 with 149,869 notes · Source

icedteawithlime:

d-o-r-ia-n:

little-crazy-misha-minion:

thereaintnorestforthefandoms:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

oh

Oh God…

OHH

SWEET JESUS

Posted 1 day ago on September 20 with 33,544 notes · Source

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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Posted 1 day ago on September 20 with 97,700 notes · Source

pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

Posted 1 day ago on September 20 with 8,766 notes · Source
ownmylight